Monday Is Yesterday's Today

Yes, in typical fashion, we use pictures to represent our weight.
Surprisingly enough, the dog in the picture weighs 36 pounds.
Unfortunately for me, I still that much hair, and in the same places.

Weigh In: 313.5 (again)
Calories Burned: Pending
Calories Consumed: Pending
Workout: 70 minutes w/ Josh the Destroyer, 1320 for March
Five Day Average: 314.0 (Down 2.6 Pounds This Week)

If there are a lot of typos in this post, or if I completely stop posting for a few minutes, please forgive me. Josh the Destroyer lived up to his name today. I feel like I was taking a nice soft nap in the middle of the highway during rush hour.

It's 10am, and my shoulders are sagging. My legs are laying in a nice neat pile on the floor. My body feels like the meat it falling off the bone. And the crazy part? I loved it.

Josh's workout today consisted of a "T-Drill", which basically means that I'm sprinting until I collapse, these prison lunges (appropriately named since it felt like punishment), dips, triceps, and I think at one point he had me carrying a busload of nuns up a flight of stairs.

Bottom line is, I'm exhausted. I'm completely wiped out, and I've got a day of work to attend to. But I feel great. And, to make things a bit brighter, the scale was actually functioning today, and I'm down to 314 as a 5-day average, and the biggest number comes off tomorrow, so it's instantly going further down.

What does that mean?

It means I'm 15 pounds away from my first major.. MAJOR milestone. I'm 1 pound away from the minor milestone of 313, where I wanted to be at the end of March - the lowest weight I can remember ever being. It means that I've lost 36 pounds since November 22nd.

So it's a good day. The sun is shining, and it's 75 degrees outside.

I'd celebrate, but I think it's time for me to fall into a coma.